DEAR WILLIAM FAULKNER,

Hi. I'm dead. JUST KIDDIN G UR. Actually, I don't know if u r dead, alls I know is that you DID NOT INVENT SCOUT AND JEM OR ATTIKUS. My cat keeps meowing and it is reminding me of the time you had the idea 2 put egg babies in that tree.OK USUALLY eye don't right ghosts real letters but it's cool bekuz u hav a beard. m i rite?llol

i bet u think that story about nancy clutter wus ritten by a n00b.

anyways tell me what you think of me and if you ever found that retarded kid who wanted 2 go golfing. If you do I will get a tattoo of u.

from,
SHOWCASE

DEAR Sarah Palin,

My name is SHOwCASE FOR YOUR INFORMATION and i have like a million gr8 ideas for youre RACE TO THE TOP.  I dont no if u should be the 2nd lady president america becus rite now the real president has a 6 pack and great TEETH and THATS WHAT COUNTS IS BEING GREAT LOOKING so dont worry about not knowin about science or facts or geometry or n e thing. but if you want 2 b president I am like a FULL TIME PRESIDENTAL CONSULTANT NAMED SHOWCASE so let me tell u what 2 do

1) sell bristol on ebay — it will be fun and u can get addicted 2 ebay and u could sell bristol. i think some ppl would want to by her and maybe she could be a maid or a taxi driver or whtever the person wants. actually i would by bristol bkus i want 2 make a wig out of her hair, plus she could be on my dance team i'm starting

2) go teach summer camp lesssons — this 1 time i went to summer camp. it was camp u go 2 when yr dad grows a moustache and starts dating again and then u have 2 go to sea world and sleep in the parking lot for 3 weeks. BUT I DID LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE SO I GOT LIFE SKILLS but I didn't no Korean sign lang was different then AMerican so now i can only talk to koren ppl who r def. When u r president can u make it so all sign languages r hte same???!?!

3) put bigger doors on the white house. so that the statue of lincoln can come in if it comes 2 life liek last time

4_ dont let connie chung tell u what 2 do

4) u should write a play about the 1ST time u ever did sex with Ian Flemming and sing a song about yr real feelings

5) hire me to dress up like a cat and be a spy for u in your purse

FROM,
SHOWCASE

WHO SHOULD I RITE?
My name is SHOWCASE

i wear SOLID GOLD EVERYTHING INCLUDING PANTS

and i want 2 no who my fans think should get2 talk 2 ME THATS SHOWCASE

gr8 ideas yall just tell me 4 1ce

Binyamin Netanyahu,

hey what's up BEN-JAMMIN' NETANYAHOO! My name is SHOWCASE and I am an american STAR. I have a web page called SHOWCASEINGOLD.blogspot.com if you want to check me out on the internet. I'm just writin to say I'm yr BIGGEST FAN and I was thinking that we could take HOllywood by storm if we could do a movie together. I don't know that much about feature films BUT I'm thinking since you're the prim-min of "TWOREAL ISRAEL" you could prolly hook it up LOL.
I have a few ideas:

1) u and me r husband and wife team of rollercoaster designers and our daughter (played by Raven Samone) gets kidnapped and we have to rescue her and we both find out the other one is some kind of awesome spy and we fall in love all over again until the dad from the Lion King sings at the end.

2) OR I'm an innocent fireworks sales girl and you're a hard nosed NYC cop and we team up for hijinx and adventure at a local mall.

3) Ice skate the plot to Death of a Salesman.

Ok, I hope you have an awesome weekend!

from,
Showcase

my name is Showcase and I would LOVE to write Fred Child and tell him that he is my favorite star. Can I have his emailz?

love SHOWCASE

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THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT. No, I WANT TO WRITE FRED CHILDS AN EMAIL! Do you have his address?


LOOK I AM FRED CHILDS BIGGEST FAN. I AM GOING TO NAME MY CHILD FRED CHILDS CHILD JUNIOR

Good afternoon.

I'm sorry but at this time we do not release e-mail addresses of our staff members. You may freely contact Mr. Child by emailing the program Performance Today and in the subject line please attention your comments to Fred Child.

Thanks again!

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OPRAH WINDFRAY

DEAR OPRAH,

MY NAME IS SHOWCASE AND I WANTED to tell you that you have made me cry at least 14 times since July of last year BECAUSE YOU ARE GREAT. I talked my brother in law out of going to Switzerland after he had sex on a bus because I saw a show about the guy from LOST who is a dream boat even though he is too skinny and that otehr guy from te pirates movie who had a dog belt made for you. I WOULD MAKE YOU TWELVE OF THOSE BY THE WAY

YOU R 2 REAL
from SHOWCASE

Thank You!

This is a quick note to let you know that your e-mail has been sent.

Ms. Winfrey appreciates your letter. Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee a personal response to every e-mail that we receive. In the meantime, you can get this month's mission from O Magazine in Oprah's own words!

JUST Ya'll wait. I know Oprah will write me because I sent her 4 QUALITY NUDES.

I AM SHOWCASEHi

My name is SHOWCASE and I was borin in BATHESDA MARYLAND. Im 22 and I I LOVE to right emaiz and fan mails to people around the globe and post them hear.

SOME ARE SEXY, SOME ARE NAUGHTY AND SOME ARE PERSONAL ABOUT MY CHILD HOOD SO DoN"T JUDGE ME BECAUSE YOU DON"T EVEN NO WHATS UP

I LOVE TO WEAR BIKINIS AND CHAT ON LINE AND TALK TO MY COUCILOR AND GO TO CANCUN.

Get ready 2 read the best blog you've ever seen!


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