DEAR OPRAH,
MY NAME IS SHOWCASE AND I WANTED to tell you that you have made me cry at least 14 times since July of last year BECAUSE YOU ARE GREAT. I talked my brother in law out of going to Switzerland after he had sex on a bus because I saw a show about the guy from LOST who is a dream boat even though he is too skinny and that otehr guy from te pirates movie who had a dog belt made for you. I WOULD MAKE YOU TWELVE OF THOSE BY THE WAY
YOU R 2 REAL
from SHOWCASE
Thank You!
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JUST Ya'll wait. I know Oprah will write me because I sent her 4 QUALITY NUDES.
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