DEAR Sarah Palin,My name is SHOwCASE FOR YOUR INFORMATION and i have like a million gr8 ideas for youre RACE TO THE TOP. I dont no if u should be the 2nd lady president america becus rite now the real president has a 6 pack and great TEETH and THATS WHAT COUNTS IS BEING GREAT LOOKING so dont worry about not knowin about science or facts or geometry or n e thing. but if you want 2 b president I am like a FULL TIME PRESIDENTAL CONSULTANT NAMED SHOWCASE so let me tell u what 2 do
1) sell bristol on ebay — it will be fun and u can get addicted 2 ebay and u could sell bristol. i think some ppl would want to by her and maybe she could be a maid or a taxi driver or whtever the person wants. actually i would by bristol bkus i want 2 make a wig out of her hair, plus she could be on my dance team i'm starting
2) go teach summer camp lesssons — this 1 time i went to summer camp. it was camp u go 2 when yr dad grows a moustache and starts dating again and then u have 2 go to sea world and sleep in the parking lot for 3 weeks. BUT I DID LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE SO I GOT LIFE SKILLS but I didn't no Korean sign lang was different then AMerican so now i can only talk to koren ppl who r def. When u r president can u make it so all sign languages r hte same???!?!
3) put bigger doors on the white house. so that the statue of lincoln can come in if it comes 2 life liek last time
4_ dont let connie chung tell u what 2 do
4) u should write a play about the 1ST time u ever did sex with Ian Flemming and sing a song about yr real feelings
5) hire me to dress up like a cat and be a spy for u in your purse
FROM,
SHOWCASE
SHOWCASE
