DEAR WILLIAM FAULKNER,

Hi. I'm dead. JUST KIDDIN G UR. Actually, I don't know if u r dead, alls I know is that you DID NOT INVENT SCOUT AND JEM OR ATTIKUS. My cat keeps meowing and it is reminding me of the time you had the idea 2 put egg babies in that tree.OK USUALLY eye don't right ghosts real letters but it's cool bekuz u hav a beard. m i rite?llol

i bet u think that story about nancy clutter wus ritten by a n00b.

anyways tell me what you think of me and if you ever found that retarded kid who wanted 2 go golfing. If you do I will get a tattoo of u.

from,
SHOWCASE